Euro-English

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EURO-ENGLISH

The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby
English will be the official language of the European Union rather than
German, which was the other possibility. As part of the negotiations,
Her Majesty\'s Government conceded that English spelling had some
room for improvement and has accepted a 5-year phase-in plan that
would become known as \"Euro-English\".

In the first year, \"s\" will replace the soft \"c\". Sertainly, this will
make sivil servants jump with joy. The hard \"c\" will be dropped in favour
of \"k\". This should klear up konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less
letter.

There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the
troublesome \"ph\" will be replaced with \"f\". This will make words like
fotograf 20 percent shorter.

In the third year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be
expekted to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are
possible. Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters
which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling. Also, al wil agre
that the horibl mes of the silent \"e\" in the languag is disgrasful and
it should go away.

By the fourth yer peopl wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing
\"th\"with \"z\" and \"w\" with \"v\". During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary \"o\" kan
be dropd from vords kontaining \"ou\" and after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a
reil sensibl riten styl. Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and
evrivun vil find it ezi tu understand ech oza.

Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru. If zis mad you smil, pleas
pas on to oza pepl. Zen ve vil rul ze world!!

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