I'll ask her

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1st Eskimo: Where did your mother come from?

2nd Eskimo: Alaska

1st Eskimo: Don’t bother, I’ll ask her myself!
Stephen Am I right in thinking that you have a daughter?
Hugh Yup. Henrietta.
Stephen Did he? Did he really? That must have hurt.


A score straight from Victoria Beckham's diary: 8-0.
Teacher: Tell me a sentence that starts with an "I".
Student: I is the...
Teacher: Stop! Never put 'is' after an "I". Always put 'am' after an "I".
Student: OK. I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.
Pomocy!!! Niech mi ktos pomoze napisac zadanie plisss..Wogole nie umiem angielskiego a musze miec to zadaznie.Błagam;) Brzmi ono nastepujaco:::Niedawno zmienilas prace.Napisz do kolegi list z angli w ktorym: Napisz ze zmienilas prace i podaj powod, poinformuj gdzie teraz pracujesz i jakie sa twoje obowiazki, napisz jak sie czujesz w nowej sytuacji i kogo poznalas w nowym miejscu pracy, podaj swoj nowy adres e-meil i popros aby wkrotce do ciebie napisal.Tyle;D Prosze niech mi ktos pomoze mam to na piatek piszcie na meila [email] lub na [gg] .
Was she tasty? Ha, ha...
Was she tasty? Ha, ha...
To mialo byc do ullaka dowcipu...
The Mother Superior instructs two nuns to paint a new room in the convent. "And don't get a drop of paint on your habits," she sternly admonishes.

The two nuns decide that the only way they will keep their habits clean is to take them off, paint the room, then put them back on. So they strip, and begin painting.

Suddenly there is a knock at the door.

"Who is it?" asks one of the nuns.

"Blind man," comes the reply.

The nuns look at each other and shrug. "No harm letting him in," one says, and opens the door.

"Whoa, sister! Where do you want these blinds?"
Teacher: Why are you late?
Johnny: Because of the sign.
Teacher: What sign?
Johnny: The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow."

Teacher: Cindy, why are you doing your multiplication on the floor?
Cindy: You told me to do it without using tables!

Teacher: What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
Pupil: A teacher.
What did the overweight ballerina have to wear?
A Three Three



Why would you invite a mushroom to a Christmas party?
He's a fun guy to be with.
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