V-day joke

Did you hear about the two antennas that got married? The wedding wasn't very good, but the reception was excellent!

a ja znalazlam taki wierszyk (tylko dla doroslych - powyzej 21 lat - inni prosze nie czytac)

An accident really uncanny,
Befell a respectable granny,
She sat down in a chair,
While her false teeth were there,
And bit herself right in the f.....

dobre acz very uncanny :D