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Cat Quotables
\"Managing senior programmers is like herding cats.\" --Dave Platt
\"There is no snooze button on a cat who wants breakfast.\" --Unknown
\"Thousands of years ago, cats were worshipped as gods. Cats have never forgotten this.\" --Anonymous
\"In a cat\'s eye, all things belong to cats.\" --English proverb
\"As every cat owner knows, nobody owns a cat.\" --Ellen Perry Berkeley
\"One cat just leads to another.\" --Ernest Hemingway
\"Dogs come when they\'re called; cats take a message and get back to you later.\" --Mary Bly
\"Cats are rather delicate creatures and they are subject to a good many ailments, but I never heard of one who suffered from insomnia.\" --Joseph Wood Krutch
\"People that hate cats, will come back as mice in their next life.\" --Faith Resnick
\"There are many intelligent species in the universe. They are all owned by cats.\" --Anonymous
\"I have studied many philosophers and many cats. The wisdom of cats is infinitely superior.\" --Hippolyte Taine
\"Dogs believe they are human. Cats believe they are God.\" -Unknown
\"Time spent with cats is never wasted.\" --Colette
\"Some people say that cats are sneaky, evil, and cruel. True, and they have many other fine qualities as well.\" --Missy Dizick
\"Cats seem to go on the principle that it never does any harm to ask for what you want.\" --Joseph Wood Krutch
\"I got rid of my husband. The cat was allergic.\" --An Ex-Wife
\"My husband said it was him or the cat ... I miss him sometimes.\" --The same Ex-Wife