There was a guy sunbathing in the nude on the beach. He saw a little
girl coming towards him, so he covered himself with the newspaper he
was reading. The girl came up to him and asked, \"What do you have
under. The man, thinking quickly, said: a bird. The girl walked away,
and the guy fell asleep. When he woke up, he
was happened. The guy says, \"I don\'t know. I was lying on the beach,
this little girl asked me a question. I guess I dozed off and the next
thing I know is I\'m here.\" The police went to the beach, found the
little girl and asked her, \"What did you do to that naked fellow?\"
After a pause, the girl replied, \"Him! Nothing. I was playing with
his bird and it spit on me, so I broke its neck, cracked its eggs, and
set its nest on fire!\" The moral of the story: Never lie to girls! !