Friday Words of Wisdom

Do not trouble trouble until trouble troubles you.

:)

Fair exchange is no robbery :)

Life is not a dress rehersal.
The road to hell is paved with good intentions.

..and life is not all beer and skittles :)

It's not the pace of life that concerns me, it's the sudden stop at the end.
I plough mu furrow alone, inexorably towards the end. :(

Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes ;)

"To know how to suggest is the art of teaching"

Give a man a fish; you have fed him for today. Teach a man to use the Net and he won't bother you for weeks.

"The best contraceptive is a glass of cold water: not before or after, but instead" (Author unknown :)

"The most interesting thing in the world is another human being who wonders, suffers and raises the questions that have bothered him to the last day of his life, knowing he will never get the answers."
"These passions, like great winds, have blown me hither and thither, in a wayward course, over a deep ocean of anguish, reaching to the very verge of despair".
(Bertrand Russell)

The best contraceptive is the word 'NO'

A chicken and an egg are lying in bed. The chicken is smoking a cigarette with a satisfied smile on its face and the egg is frowning and looking put out.
The egg mutters to no one in particular, "I guess we answered that question. :)

albo : " troubles makes double troubles ":)))