jeśli ktoś znajdzie chwilę to bardzo proszę o sprawdzenie czy dobrze usłyszałam i wpisanie tego, czego nie udało mi się wyłapać:) przy okazji polecam, śmieszny monolog.
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Nobody speaks proper grammar anymore. I mean, who says „whom” anymore? Or is it whom says “whom”? I don’t even know. Whoever it is, I’m sure they ………….. medical right now, after speaking. The reason I bring this up is ‘cause my friend ……….. is 85 years old and a lovely woman, and a friend of my mothers’, and I call her a friend, and she is a retiring English teacher, and she told my mum that I’m using improper English on the show. I said “I don’t hardly never do that!”. “No, you …………”, I said to her. She is 85, you know, I mean, when she was teaching English, you know, you figure that she is 20 when she is teaching, approximately. I’m good at Math, that’s one thing I’m good at, so basically in 1864 she is teaching. Were they even speaking English? I think they were inventing the language back then. So what she is trying to tell me to say, nobody speaks like that. I’m sure she was like …………., you know, and..
Apparently, I don’t feel good, I feel well. That’s why you’re not supposed to feel good, you’re supposed to feel well. And I’ll tell you something, after a few trips to the well, I feel really good. But don’t tell James Brown that, don’t tell James Brow; ha can feel good. Can you imagine: “I feel well, I know that I shall now, so well, uh, uh, so well, I have got you”?
Our head writer, Karen ………….. is a ……………. for a correct grammar. One of her first job, when she was.. I don’t know.. Like 10 years ago, she was working in a clothing store and someone said “Bring those jeans over here!” and Karen said “Are these they?” and all the girls in a clothing store laughed at her. Ten years later she is my head writer. Yeah, take that, laughing girls in a clothing store!