I am 'a' po co to 'a' tutaj?) very excided to announce (brak slowa) you this month new activities as well (brak 2 slowa) increased amount of existing activities. If you like to 'atr' (co to?) 'for sure' (to jest slang) you would be interested 'of' (zle slowo) our new Art Classes 'jak rowniez' (to jest po polsku) Ceramic painting classes. You 'dont' (zle napisales, ma byc ...don't...) have to be Picasso to do it, just come and join us 'and' (niepotr) and I guarantee you, THAT you will go home with a nice piece of art. But, not everyone 'like arts' (popraw), right? Don't worry 'pomyslalam tez o tych' (popraw). For those who like to play golf I have 'a' (co to z tymi przedimkami? niepotr) good news. Obviously, we do not have a golf club at Menard 'ale ja zawsze znajde inne rozwiazanie.' (popraw) 'Wiec' (popraw), every other 'wednesday' (duza litera) we are 'gonna' (napisz to w calosci) play 'putting' (nie rozumiem tego) in the community room. I can not wait to do it!!
Keep reading, I am not done yet with those 'exiding' (ortog) 'newes' (nie rozumiem tego slowa)!!
Some residents asked me if we can have 'a' (niepotr) 'exiercise' (ortog) classes more often ... Sure we can!! Since 'October first' (nie, napisz, the 2st of October) we are going to have exercise classes five times a week!! Oh my, my 'muscules' (ortog) 'hurts' (powinno byc l. mn) already. So join it if you want to be 'byc w formie' (popraw) 'on' (zle slowo) the end of 'october' (prosze pamietac, ze dni jak i miesiace piszemy duzymi literami - to kazdy chyba wie, a mnie wkur... jak takie banalne rzeczy musze poprawiac) when we 'gonna' (napisz to w calosci) have a Halloween Dance Party!!! I count on you 'with that' (niepotr) because I 'dont' (zle napisalas, ma byc ...don't...) know how to dance at all, so be there to support me.
We are planning to do 'halloween' (duza litera, to jest nazwa wlasna) projects , pumpkin carvings and 'halloween' (popraw) costume contest with 'grate' (to jest zle slowo) prizes. For some activities you will have to sign up- check (brak przedimka) calendar for which one. The sign up sheets are available at the 'pront' (ortog) desk
So, like you 'read' (zle slowo, daj SEE) there is a lot of new activities going on 'on' (zle slowo) October. But,if you have any new ideas for the future just share 'it' (zle przeciez 'ideas' to l. mnoga dostosuj) with me...