Why older women are better...

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A woman over 30 will never wake you in the middle of the night to ask, "What are you thinking?" She doesn't care what you think.

If a woman over 30 doesn't want to watch the game, she doesn't sit around and whine about it. She does something she wants to do. And, it's usually more interesting.

A woman over 30 knows herself well enough to be assured in who she is, what she is, what she wants and from whom. Few women past the age of 30 give a hoot what you might think about her or what she is doing.

Women over 30 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you if they think they can get away with it. LOL

Older women are generous with praise, often undeserved. They know what it's like to be unappreciated.

A woman over 30 has the self-assurance to introduce you to her women friends. A younger woman with a man will often ignore even her best friend because she doesn't trust the guy with other women. A woman over 30 couldn't care less if you're attracted to her friends because she knows her friends won't betray her.

Women get psychic as they age. You never have to confess your sins to a woman over 30. They always know.

Older women are forthright and honest. They will tell you right off if you are a jerk if you are acting like one! You don't ever have to wonder where you stand with her.

Yes, we praise women over 30 for a multitude of reasons. Unfortunately, it's not reciprocal. For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed, hot woman of 30+, there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants making a fool of himself with some 22 year old waitress.

For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free", here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage, why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage!
>>>it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage!
Absolutely right on!.
For every stunning, smart,
>well-coiffed, hot woman of 30+, there is a bald, paunchy relic in
>yellow pants

Yeah..sounds just about right ;) You can see those bald and paunchy yellow-pants fools everywhere ;)


But wait..Isn't that yellowpants a woman.. over 30? Not too well coiffed so I can't quite tell.
That is something asexual, Cal. Let's not go there; it's a whole new ballgame I'm not quite ready for yet.

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