'cos I'm in love

Found this little ditty -

Unfortunate Coincidence

By the time you swear you're his,
Shivering and sighing,
And he vows his passion is
Infinite, undying -
Lady, make a note of this:
One of you is lying.

ha ha

By the way ladies, it's crucial that your man loves you more than you love him. Only then can you have a successful relationship. Sorry guys.

In a small town in the US, there is a rather sizable factory that hires only married men. Concerned about this, a local woman called on the manager and asked him, 'Why is it you limit your employees to married men? Is it because you think women are weak, dumb, cantankerous...or what?'

'Not at all, Ma'am,' the manager replied. 'It is because our employees are used to obeying orders, are accustomed to being shoved around, know how to keep their mouths shut and don't pout when I yell at them.'

Good, really good.
Tell a man he's good looking, intelligent, the best thing since sliced bread - and he'll do anything for you.
Tell a man he's good in bed - and he'll love you forever.

Yes, 'tis the old truth.
However, you have to space those compliments. Then he follows you like a sick puppy and jumps with joy at every scrap of a good word you throw at him.