absurdy prawne w Polsce

Temat przeniesiony do archwium.
1. The person who have fords, whiskers, long hair and moustaches, and persons which don't shave the hair of face also, can't to take part in workings rescue.

2. In Poland mustn't photograph railway stations.

3. If you will import from abroad liquor by internet this must to pay tax. However if you will bring liquor personally, you will mustn't pay tax.

4. In men's Poland with visible deformity doesn't take on to minister's clergyman.

5. In Poland the people can't use the strange language in names of goods, in advertisements as well as the instructions of service. If you will not warn this principle this can go to prison on month.

6. In Poland you can't carry near other objects in which is hidden blade(np. shoes from pull spikes). However this prohibition nothing doesn't tell about choppers or half-a-metre long cook's knives.

Dobrze te zdania napisałam ? Proszę o sprawdzenie.
>Dobrze te zdania napisałam? ...niestety nie.
1. The person who 'have' (a person HAS) 'fords' (a co to jest ford?), whiskers, long hair and 'moustaches' (ale jeden person nie moze miec moustaches-l.mn), and persons 'which' (o ludziach to zawsze WHO) don't shave the hair 'of' ON THEIR face also, can't 'to'(niepotr) take part in THE 'workings rescue' (tego nie rozumiem).
2. In Poland (ale kto YOU?) mustn't photograph railway stations.
3. If you 'will' (niepotr) import (najpierw co - liquor) from abroad 'liquor' (niepotr) by THE internet 'this must to pay tax' (nie, nie tak - you are liable to pay tax.). However if you 'will' (niepotr) bring liquor personally, you 'will mustn't' (co to? 2 modale obok siebie - nie tak - WILL NOT pay
tax.
4. In 'men's Poland' (przypuszczam ze odwrotnie- Poland MEN with visible deformity 'doesn't' (MEN- jako l. mnoga wymage ARE NOT) takeN on to
BECOME A minister's clergyman.
5. In Poland 'the' (niepotr) people 'can't' (lepiej ARE NOT ALLOWED TO use 'the' A strange language in THE names of goods, in advertisements as well as IN the instructions of service. If you 'will' DO not 'warn' (zle slowo tutaj ADHERE TO this principle 'this' (niepotr) YOU can go to prison 'on' FOR A month.
6. In Poland you 'can't' (chyba ze lubisz to can't - ale lepiej ARE NOT ALLOWED/PERMITTED TO carry 'near' (near czego?) (tutaj masz na mysli ON YOUR PERSON) 'other' (niepotr) ANY objects in which A BLADE is hidden.
'blade' (np. shoes from pull spikes).
However this prohibition 'nothing doesn't' DOES NOT APPLY TO 'tell about' (niepotr) choppers or half-'a'(niepotr)-metre long cook's knives.
'workings rescue' - tu chodziło mi o działania ratownicze
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