I think you should really impress your teacher by scoring some big points here.
How do you like this:
I slept in as usual....no breakfast no shower and out the door...
The whole class went to watch some dumb theatre show but no one wanted to sit next to me...my arm pits stunk to high heaven, Chris told me I had a dog breath and Molly thought I cut the cheese....Man, I don\'t know what\'s wrong with these people....
I was kicked out and went back home. The dog pissed and crapped all over the place... but that\'s no biggie ...I hate to be rushed.... so, I played some music, played a little game of Nintendo, had a small snack and dumped the dishes in the sink. A buddy called and we got together for a few hours. Did the usual...little bit of pot, little bit of crack and looked at some nudie magazines... I like them babes with big snack trays...we even tried to pick up some but they said I needed to get me some soap. OK. I don\'t know about this, they can be so picky at times....
Got home late, ate supper and hit the fart sack at 11pm.
And this is MY story...and it can be YOUR story too.
:)
sk8ter87