>You are one ungrateful sob, you know that!!!!!?????
Roo, you are a twit\'s twit.
Can you improve on this?
You are an utterly Fabian (got that?) scatology study with all the wit of a crack-addled porpoise preparing to play a game of Boggle. You are a deficient wang wrangler with nothing on his mind other than a cancerous growth attempting to create functioning neurons, and being mistaken by your pedestrian gray matter as a hostile organism. Were you to reproduce, you would surely spawn a creature that can only be described as hideous and mongoloid--no doubt it would spend its time clubbing pigeons to death and drinking the blood of rats to sustain its unholy life. I sincerely hope that you melt into a roving puddle of bile and live out your days enveloping and slowly digesting discarded disposable diapers in a landfill somewhere in a highly radioactive area, such as (fill in your favorite location.)
Now YOU can gratefully apologize, Sir.
With respect,
thumperbuster