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The first Diana conspiracy site appeared on the Internet in Australia only hours after her death on August 31st, 1997. Since then an estimated 36 000 Diana conspiracy websites have been set up – breathtaking by anyone's standards. Hypotheses range from pure James Bond(it was all an MI6 plot to protect monarchy) to farce(it was a fiendish murder plot thought up by the world's florists to sell lots of flowers). And most popular Diana , Princess of Wales, isn't dead after all – that terrible car crash in Paris was an elaborate hoax to enable the Princes and her boyfriend, Dodi Fayed, to fake their own deaths so that they could live in blissful isolation for the rest of their lives. Subscribes to this theory say that Diana was fed up with her intrusions into her private life and used wealth and resources of the Fayed family to fake her death, and now she and Dodi are living on small tropical island, communicating with her sons by satellite video conferencing. Think about it, they say, we never actually saw her body, did we?
You don't buy into of these theories? Don't worry. There are plenty more to choose from. For example, Paul Burrell, Diana's former butler, claims that the Princess predicted her own death in a car crash. Apparently, she was so frightened that ten months before her death she wrote to Burrell saying that a plot was being hatched by a member of royal family and that her car's breaks would be tampered with and she would suffer serious head injuries. And all of this so that the Prince of Wales could marry again.
These theories multiply because it is so hard for us to believe that a princess, with all her wealth and bodyguards, could be killed by something as arbitrary and mundane as a traffic accident. Psychologically, we need conspiracy theories to make the tragedies of life more bearable. And the Internet helps feed the global paranoia.
Tekst 2
John Kennedy Junior, son of assassinated US president JFK, was killed on July 17th 1999 when his tiny Piper Saratoga aircraft crashed over Martha's Vineyard, near Boston. He was piloting the plane on the way to a family wedding with his wife Carolyn. To millions of Americans JFK Junior was closet thing to royalty the United States has ever had, and, as with his father, with every anniversary of his death they come up with ever more bizarre conspiracy theories to explain the tragedy.
One of the wildest theories claims that Kennedy Junior, known as 'John John', was murder by Clinton supporters because he planned to stand against Hillary Clinton in the New York senate race.
Another theory asserts that an explosion, heard over Martha's Vineyard at the time of the crash, suggest that terrorist placed a bomb on the tiny plane. It is claimed that leaked FBI documents record the discovery of explosives glued within its tail.
A third theory blames Kennedy's beautiful blonde wife, Carolyn. It is suggested that she caused the crash by chatting on her mobile phone just as the plane ran into turbulence over Martha's Vineyard, thus interfering with the controls while her husband was desperately trying to make an emergency landing. However, the most popular theory of all blames the crash on the legendary Irish curse said to have taken the lives of so many of Kennedy clan. This curse, reputed to have followed the Kennedy
dynasty over from Ireland, is said to strike when Kennedy members are around water. John John's uncle Joseph Kennedy Jr. died in a flight over water during World War II, while another uncle Teddy Kennedy, drove off a bridge into water at Chappaquiddick – spookily, the plane crash happened on the 30th anniversary of the Chappaquiddick incident.
'Some of explanations for the plane crash are patently ridiculous' says a Kennedy watcher. 'Others like the cell phone theory are based on recorded information and are pretty plausible'.
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