>1. What would you do if you fell in love with your best friend's
>boyfriend or girlfriend?
I would poison my best friend and live happily ever after with her boyfriend.
>2. Are you sometimes in a good or bad mood for no reason?
No, I always have reasons. For example, when my best friend falls in love with my boyfriend, I am in a bad mood; however, once get rid of her, I'm in a good mood.
>3. Do you laugh at jokes which are not funny just out of politeness?
If I'm in a good mood, I'll laugh out of politeness. But, if I'm in a bad mood...bad joker - beware!
>4. Are you afraid of going out alone at night?
Nope. I'm a registered killing machine.
>5. Are you attracted to people who look like fashion models?
Only if they have a little meat on their bones. Unless it's Halloween and getting cozy with a walking skeleton is part of the night.
>6. Do you sometimes feel fed up with life?
Not my own life. But if my best friends reaches for my boyfriend with her dirty paws, I just might get fed up with her life.
>7. Have you ever dressed up as an animal/ a princess/ a character from
>a book?
There was that one episode when I was committed to an institution....