Recently, I found this poem by R. Rochester which was originally part of an TV advertisement. 
 
  
Gobble us no gook, man 
 
And poppy us no cock! 
 
Mumbo us no jumbo 
 
And jabber us no wock! 
 
Spare us all the twaddle 
 
Cut the gibble-gabble 
 
Stow the fiddle-faddle 
 
And lose the bibble-babble 
 
Hocus us no pocus 
 
Roll away the mist 
 
Sharpen up the focus, man! 
 
Just tell it like it is!.