Why? Why? Why?

Temat przeniesiony do archwium.
1. Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are going dead?

2. Why do banks charge a fee on "insufficient funds" when they know there is not enough money?

3. Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?

4. Why doesn't glue stick to the bottle?

5. Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection?

6. Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?

7. Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but duck when you throw a revolver at him?

8. Whose idea was it to put an "s" in the word "lisp"?

9. If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes?

10. Why is it that no matter what colour bubble bath you use, the bubbles are always white?

11. Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?

12. Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, and put it down to give the vacuum one more chance?

13. Why is it that no plastic bag will open from the end you try first?

14. How do those dead bugs get into those enclosed light fixtures?

15. When we are in the supermarket and someone rams our ankle with a shopping cart then apologizes for doing so, why do we say, "It's all right?" Well, it isn't all right, so why don't we say, "That hurt, you stupid idiot"?

16. Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that's falling off the table you always manage to knock something else over?

17. In winter, why do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in summer when we complained about the heat?

18. And here's something else to think about...The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four persons is suffering from some sort of mental illness. So, think of your three best friends - if they're okay, then it just might be YOU.
Is it a joke?? :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
19. Why is it that when you drop a buttered slice of bread, it always lands with the buttered side down?
>19. Why is it that when you drop a buttered slice of bread, it always
>lands with the buttered side down?

Murphy's law :)


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