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Dear Bob,

How are you?
You said that you arrive for several days for me.
I must inform about you something. Week ago hurricane has
visited us. He lasted five hours. he was sound. Several buildings
become blasted. Does not have currents and waters for
drinking. Does not have a pproach for us. Have arrived for month
that you. If you want to hellp injured.
You can pay money on account number caritas 43242 342342 42342.
Money will be assigned on reparing dewelling hause and on food for injured.

You said that you 'arrive for several days for me' (cos tu nie tak, nie rozumiem tego zdania).
A week ago A hurricane 'has' (niepotr) visited us. 'He' (a hurricane mial jakies imie - dlaczego he a nie she) lasted FOR five hours. 'He was sound' (nie, cos z tym zdaniem nie jest tak).
Several buildings 'become' WERE blasted. (ale kto? does odnosi sie do 3os.l.poj?). Does not have 'currents' (czy masz na mysli electricity?) and 'waters' WATER for drinking.
'Does not have a pproach for us. Have arrived for month that you' .....Tych zdan nie rozumiem - napisz po polsku.
If you want to 'hellp' (ortog) injured, you can pay money 'on' TO AN account number...
Money will be assigned 'on' TO reparing THE 'dewelling' (ortog) 'hause' (ortog) and on food for THE injured.

w 1 zd chodziło o to że on powiedzial ze przyjedzie na kilka dni do mnie

You said that you WOULD arrive for 'several' (moze lepiej...a few) days 'for' TO me. (for me to znaczy ...dla mnie)

Does not have a pproach for us. Have arrived for month
that you.

Miało być: Jest problem z dojazdem do nas, lepiej bybylo gdybys przyjechal za miesiąc

Prosze nie uzywac tych g...translatorow.

'Does not have approach for us' THERE is a problem with a nearby road...
'Have arrived for month that you' - i tutaj widac, jak te wspaniale translatory dzialaja...bzdury
So, it would be better if you arrive in a months time.